I'm asking this of you and the other TO fan I follow - I've seen Hitman, Dreamcatcher and Broken Hearts Club. What other Tim films would you recommend?
Ah, my favorite question! Let me just give you a rundown of all his classics that I’ve seen:
Go: He’s not in it very much, but he plays a shirtless drug dealer who wears a Santa hat and makes out with at least three women. Also, shirtless. 8/10
Scream 2: Again, he’s not in this one for a huge amount of time, and he has really strange hair. But he’s pretty funny, and makes a very attractive serial killer. 6/10
Gone In Sixty Seconds: This movie was awful, either because of or despite the presence of Nic Cage, but Timmy O. plays a cop and he has a high-pitched voice. Also bonus Robert Duvall. 5/10
Rock Star: Watch this movie only to see Timmy O with long curly hair and eyeliner, and to witness Jennifer Aniston literally cut his underwear off of him with scissors. Other than that, it’s a pretty terrible film. 5/10
A Man Apart: Do not watch this film. DO NOT WATCH THIS FILM. 0/10
The Girl Next Door: I thought it was almost too sleazy and awkward to be funny, but Timmy O’s character is hilarious and he beats numerous people up. And wears a leopard print shirt. And wears a leopard print shirt. 6/10
Catch and Release: It’s a pretty average romcom, and I don’t particularly like Jennifer Garner, but Kevin Smith is pretty funny. And Timmy O’s hair looks magnificent. 7/10
Live Free Or Die Hard: My favorite Die Hard behind the first. Timmy O is a pretty good villain, but also I love Bruce Willis so. 8/10
Meet Bill: This movie is hilarious, it really is. Timmy O isn’t in it a lot, but his parts are really funny, and he’s shirtless a lot. 9/10
Stop-Loss: DO NOT WATCH THIS FILM. DO NOT WATCH THIS FILM. 0/10
A Perfect Getaway: My favorite of Olyphant’s films. It’s a much smarter movie than you expect it to be, it’s really pretty, and Steve Zahn is excellent as always. But Timmy O totally steals the show. 10/10
The Crazies: The greatest love story ever told. 9/10
Rango: He voices basically Clint Eastwood, and his scene is maybe five minutes long, but this movie is Oscar-worthy. 10/10
I Am Number Four: Like Twilight but with better acting, less Kristen Stewart, and more Timmy O. He’s pretty funny, but he exits the film too soon. 6/10
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I just wanted you to know that I have not watched it yet (not having cable BLOWS) so I am not reading any of this but I am liking it so I can come back to it tomorrow… but so many gifs! Large type! I’m EXCITED!
yes, watch it soon! it’s a really good episode.
and sorry about that, i don’t know how to do/am too lazy to do a read more post
first of all, i just want to say that my heart and prayers are with Reggie and his family
this poor man is just trying to get by in the world, and he gets dragged down into this mess
god bless his poor soul
anyways, RAYLAN IN THE BATTING CAGE LAWD HAMMERCY
mmm mmm swing batta batta swing indeed
and also hungover Raylan is my second favorite Raylan behind butt-whooped Raylan
and we can all agree that Coover is going to die very, very soon i think
OKAY THAT TOWN HALL MEETING
seriously it’s like when Boyd gets anywhere in the vicinity of a picture of Jesus and a congregation of people, his skills as an orator just take over UGH WALTON FOR ALL THE AWARDS
U GO AVA UGH FLAWLESS WOMAN why did i ever hate you
"YOU KILLED CHARLIE!"
any episode with Helen is a good episode i love her so much i want to be her when i grow up
and i am not sure how i feel about the red headed harlot Mrs. Johnson. i mean, if Raylan wants to tap dat then maybe Winona would leave him again and as she was running away she would get hit by a car or something so maybe that would be okay? but idk she kind of gives me the heebie jeebies