September 2012
deanepay asked: I'd suggest that every time before you leave, you throw a bullet at your roommate and say "if someone sleeps in my bed, next one's coming at you a lot faster."
Sep 1st
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planb-becomeapirate replied to your post: “my roommate’s gone this weekend so you can sleep… What if you were gone and you came back and the bed was messy and there was just an empty bottle of jack daniels between the covers. What. Then.
Sep 1st
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“my roommate’s gone this weekend so you can sleep in her bed”
Sep 1st
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Sep 1st
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Sep 1st
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August 2012
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Aug 31st
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cuntaur:bilius: what is the opposite of ”god must have spent a little more time on you”? b/c that is leonardo dicaprio. god ran out of time (and academy awards) for you
Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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galehawthorne: sometimes i go on blogs i hate to make sure i hate them
Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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Anonymous asked: AND WHY SO SERIOUS
Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
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deucaliony asked: WHY SO MYSTERIOUS EM
Aug 29th
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Name: Em Age: - Height: 5’8 Relationship status: - Birthday: - Favorite colour: Green Favorite singer/band: Josh Turner Last song listened: Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men eye color: Hazel hair colour: Dark brown favorite movie: Blade Runner last movie watched: The Departed favorite book: The Book Thief by Markus Zusak last book read: Sanctuary by William Faulkner ...
Aug 29th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 28th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
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recreationalcannibalism: the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster. And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.” To which they responded, “Gay.”  And thus, God...
Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
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A Gordon Ramsay poem
gordonramsaypoetry: All of your risottos are the worst risottos I’ve ever met.
Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 23rd
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Anonymous asked: You miss me? - CW
Aug 23rd
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Aug 22nd
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WatchWatch
videohall: If movies had crappy fonts
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