OKAY

so in the continuing saga of creepy things happening to me that i’m not really equipped to deal with

i’m dog sitting/house sitting for my friend who’s out of town for a few days and i was over there earlier and the phone rang right so i didn’t answer it so the machine picked up. and after like 5 seconds of heavy breathing this man is like “Miss Turner…hello?…Miss Turner are you there? hello? Miss Turner! hello? hello?? Miss Turner! Miss Turner! hello? are you there Miss Turner?…hello?…Miss Turner are you there???….pick up!….hello?” and then he breathed some more and hung up and y’all i abbreviated his message that crap went on for a good 30 seconds okay and i’m like who da fuq leaves a message and doesn’t leave their name and like after the first 15 seconds of no one picking up just leave your message THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT WOULD DO THIS KIND OF THING ARE SERIAL KILLERS AND STALKERS SO THERE IS A 100% CHANCE THAT SOMEONE IS WATCHING THAT HOUSE OKAY like idek what to do because my brother took the shotgun to Tulsa with him so now i have nothing to defend myself with except knives

also last night the grandfather clock in her house chimed 20 times in a row and that’s not a time and then the next hour it only chimed twice even though it was 8 o’clock because apparently there’s some evil spirits haunting the clock???